May 31, 2012
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
2:19pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Z1Up1yMUnRrg
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May 31, 2012
simplyalexandermason: I can respect this kind of Christian :)

simplyalexandermason:

I can respect this kind of Christian :)

(Source: littlesadeyes, via ejderha-born)

11:43am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Z1Up1yMUN7yd
(Notes: 30,603)
  
May 30, 2012

so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME? WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

(Source: fallingintothedenouement, via chloetheflame)

4:42pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Z1Up1yMRL271
(Notes: 31,272)
  
May 30, 2012

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4:11pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Z1Up1yMRDEG_
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May 30, 2012

always-raging:

tobefairitismyonlyweakness:

#pattinson #stop it #one day i’ll actually have to say i like you #and someone will think it’s because of twilight #quick #do something good so i have a well-known excuse

#there is a whole army of secret rpatz fans who hate everything he does professionally but loves everything he says outside of his actual work

that TAG

#i am part of that army

(via suicide-in-c-sharp)

4:09pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Z1Up1yMRCn2y
(Notes: 84,909)
  
May 30, 2012
HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince’s potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?

slytherin-in-the-tardis:

stillnot-ginger:

starshiprangerjess:

2-beds-and-a-coffee-machine:

#because Harry’s an idiot that’s why

#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is an idiot #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY

#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw

(Source: tonkswyrda, via suicide-in-c-sharp)

3:15pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Z1Up1yMR0Dll
(Notes: 43,419)
  
May 30, 2012

unicornwhores:

and people thought gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage.

(via justtheperfectmistake)

2:53pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Z1Up1yMQxfE8
(Notes: 15,553)
  
Filed under: oh god why 
May 30, 2012
me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
2:45pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Z1Up1yMQw6-Y
(Notes: 122,888)
  
May 29, 2012
girlgrowingsmall: Difference between McDonald’s and those diseases: no one chooses to inject AIDS or Malaria into their system. They choose to eat McDonald’s.

girlgrowingsmall:

Difference between McDonald’s and those diseases: no one chooses to inject AIDS or Malaria into their system. They choose to eat McDonald’s.

(Source: fit-girl-in-the-real-world)

5:29am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Z1Up1yMLuapx
(Notes: 124)
  
May 29, 2012

risaellen:

dovah-cunt:

everyone bitches about mcdonald’s but they never realize that that food would outlast the fucking apocalypse.

world ending? bitch, find a mcdonald’s. you will eat for years. IT WILL NEVER GO BAD.

5:27am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Z1Up1yMLuRQ3
(Notes: 6)
  
May 28, 2012
last day of school
other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
me: adios bitchachos
3:12pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Z1Up1yMJBaYg
(Notes: 53,536)
  
May 28, 2012
babyli0n: http://babyli0n.tumblr.com/ http://tamponz.tumblr.com/ MASSIVE GIVEAWAY  Floral Docs Martens size 5/6 Red Vans size 6 Black Wedges size 6 Cream Wedges size 5 Studded Loafers Topshop size 5 Vintage Levi Shorts size 8 Topshop Denim Shorts size 8/10 New Look Leopard Print Shorts size 8/10 MOTO Dip dyed Hot pants size 8/10 Miami Crop Top size 10 River Island Howdy top size 8/10 Aztec Leggings size 8/10 Leopard Print Leggings size 8/10 *********Worth about £400********** WE GOT NEW CLOTHES AND SHOES FOR CHRISMAS AND OUR BIRTHDAYS, WE ALSO DECIDED TO CHANGE OUR STYLE A BIT SO WE DON’T WANT THEM. EVERYTHING IS HARDLY USED/WORN. GIVING OUT TO OUR AMAZING FOLLOWERS.  RULES Reblog as many times as you want to win.If you reblog it more then once,the higher chances of winning.You MUST be following us : http://babyli0n.tumblr.com/ http://tamponz.tumblr.com/ Shipping worldwide. We will find the winner by using random.org. =100% fair! If the winner don’t follow us we will find a new one! Winner will be messaged on 13-08(August)-12. If the winner does not respond within 48 hours, I will find a new one. 

babyli0n:

MASSIVE GIVEAWAY 

  • Floral Docs Martens size 5/6
  • Red Vans size 6
  • Black Wedges size 6
  • Cream Wedges size 5
  • Studded Loafers Topshop size 5
  • Vintage Levi Shorts size 8
  • Topshop Denim Shorts size 8/10
  • New Look Leopard Print Shorts size 8/10
  • MOTO Dip dyed Hot pants size 8/10
  • Miami Crop Top size 10
  • River Island Howdy top size 8/10
  • Aztec Leggings size 8/10
  • Leopard Print Leggings size 8/10

*********Worth about £400**********

WE GOT NEW CLOTHES AND SHOES FOR CHRISMAS AND OUR BIRTHDAYS, WE ALSO DECIDED TO CHANGE OUR STYLE A BIT SO WE DON’T WANT THEM. EVERYTHING IS HARDLY USED/WORN. GIVING OUT TO OUR AMAZING FOLLOWERS. 


RULES

We will find the winner by using random.org. =100% fair!

If the winner don’t follow us we will find a new one!

Winner will be messaged on 13-08(August)-12. If the winner does not respond within 48 hours, I will find a new one. 

(via echoesthrougheternity)

2:14pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Z1Up1yMI_ZxM
(Notes: 6,391)
  
May 28, 2012

Doth mother know, you weareth her drapes?

(Source: ptrparker, via littlemisssarcasticmc)

2:09pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Z1Up1yMIzXu_
(Notes: 18,968)
  
May 28, 2012
understanding a joke on the big bang theory

(Source: funniest-out, via suicide-in-c-sharp)

8:12am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Z1Up1yMI39lh
(Notes: 9,782)
  
May 28, 2012
bidyke: elfhugs: thank u free country usa god bless Too good not to reblog

bidyke:

elfhugs:

thank u free country usa god bless

Too good not to reblog

(Source: toralei, via nevillelongbottomscardigan)

8:08am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Z1Up1yMI2mVS
(Notes: 24,529)
  
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